lydia being jealous about scott
DUDE, I SHIP LYDIA AND SCOTT LIKE CRAZY
i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s spirit animal
do you guys see what i’m getting at
We talked for a few minutes. She told me that she’d had a plan to join the Navy out of high school, but that fell apart because her knees were bad. She told me that she’d just finished working a 12 hour shift on a food truck. She told me that she’d moved to New York for no reason, just to get out of Kansas. “But I’m so glad I came,” she said.
“Why’s that?” I asked. Her eyes began to water.
“Because I’m so in love with a girl right now.”
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
DANNY WITH STUBBLE
AU → Of course Scott would meet his first love over a phone sex hotline, such is his luck. Derek is older and far more experienced (though, pretty much anyone could be considered more experienced than Scott The Virgin). After many months spent getting to know each other over the phone and the internet, they decide it’s time to meet up. First time hijinks ensue.